Thursday, 19 March 2009

What ur BLOOD says!!! - Quite interesting



 



 
BLOOD GROUP O
BLOOD GROUP A
BLOOD GROUP B
BLOOD GROUP AB
In a nutshell
Cannot stand people who hide the truth
Pessimistic and too sensitive
Cannot take orders easily
Romantic and sentimental
Basic Behavior
Make objectives clear
Careful about decision-making
Make decisions fast
Extremely practical
Possess great deal of confidence
Make things clear in black and white
Can be flexible
Excellent in analyses
Honest, optimistic and energetic
Care too much about social rules and standards
Do not care about rules
Give fair criticisms
 
 
Respect scientific and practical findings
Cannot decide when it comes to important issues
Tolerance
Strength and endurance depend on their aim
High tolerance for physical or repetitive work
Maintain the longest interest in what they do
Try to be hard-working
Give up easily if they find the job meaningless
Cannot take changes easily
Seem impatient
Tend to be impatient
 
Lose interest in a hobby easily
Dislike repetitious work
 
How do they see their future and past?
Positive about the past, thus do not regret about the past
Try hard to forget the past
Hard to forget recent affairs, but able to forget past and memories
Sentimental about the past
Seek financial stability for the future
Pessimistic about the future
 
More concern about the immediate problems than anything else
How do they express their emotions?
Usually stable and calm
Able to display cool outlook even though angry
Expressive
Sentimental
Sensitive towards sincerity
Short-tempered
Cool and objective
Usually cool and steady, but can get upset with an immediate, unsolved problem
Give frank, direct opinions
Take longer to heal a broken heart
Although joke a lot, could actually be very shy
Can get moody easily
 
Sensitive to others' opinions
Change moods like the weather
 
 
 
Cannot stop complaining when they are upset
 
How do they work?
Ability to concentrate vary from time to time, depending on aim
Perfectionist
Creative and possess new ideas
Able to handle a wide scope of jobs
Mostly prefer to lead
Handle one thing at a time
Cannot differentiate between work and hobby
Value hard work
Can overlook details
Work a line between work and personal affairs
Cannot take orders
Quick in understanding
 
Highly responsible
Do not hesitate to introduce innovative changes and are not worried about theirs criticisms
Not highly responsible and unable to follow-up on a project until its completion
 
Tend to choose hobbies which help them release stress
 
Tend to be artistic in approach










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regards,
RAKESH  



If u get lost...........







scenario 1

two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
then a fourth and
they start arguing about who s right - you are in
Kolkata.



scenario 2

two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
sees them and walks on – that's
Mumbai.



scenario 3

two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &
tries to make
peace. the first two get together & beat him up - that's
Delhi .


scenario 4

two guys are fighting.. a crowd gathers to watch. a guy
comes along and
quietly opens a chai stall - that s
Ahmadabad.



scenario 5

two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. he writes
a software program to solve the issue but the fight does not stop
because of a bug in the program. that s
Bangalore .



scenario 6

two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. a guy
comes along and quietly says "anna, dont fight for all this nonsense".
peace comes in - thats
Chennai.



scenario 7

two guys are fighting. both of them take time out and
call their friends on mobile. now 50 guys are fighting. you are in
Hyderabad



scenario 8

two guys are fighting.,third guys comes try to stop them
and get involved and call others too to stop,
finally stop them,you r in
Rajasthan




scenario 9

two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch.
someone calls police.
the police come and lathi charge all the people crowded there. someone
throws stones at the police. the police throw stones back at the
crowd. some people are arrested. damages to the shops nearby. next
day, harthal and holiday declared by government ..You are very much in
Thiruvananthapuram, the capital city of
Kerala ...

 














regards,
RAKESH  



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1) Please forward this mail to your friends. 4.5 Month old child needs help. Don't spend money - just forward this email to all your contacts - you will help her by contributing 10 cents for each email you send.

2) Do you want to know your girl friend's name? Just forward this mail and press Shift + Ctrl + P (or some key combinations). Your girlfriend's name will appear on screen.

3) Forward this mail to at least 10 people and you will hear good news you were waiting for with in a week!!

email fraud

4) Mail from Yahoo (or MSN etc): your account will be removed if you don't forward this message to everyone.

5) Forward this email to maximum people. When it reaches 1000 , everybody will get 100$ each.

These all are email frauds. Never respond or forward such emails. Either delete to or mark it as Spam. Or at least do nothing !!!

This process is otherwise called Mail Chaining or Chain Letter.
Aim of the Sender(The one who started this mail thread first) will be one of below :

1) Advertisement: When you close watch each email (The Chain Letter), you can see some links, either it is ads or some fraud sites links. While forwarding among 100 people, at least 25 people will click on that link and visit their site.

email fraud

2) Email Spamming: Some mails contain some reply email address by mentioning it as "reply to this email if you want to know more". Just look on your FORWARD, you can see more than 500 email addresses of knowns and unknowns.

What will happen if you reply the mail, all this mail address are simply forwarded to the email creator. Who will use these email collections for further spamming !!! TRAPPED right ?

email fraud

3) Signatures: Not only their email addresses, if you reply to the sender with this Forwarded Mail he can collect a lots of Email Signatures, which is created by each forward. Then not just your email even your personal info also gets back to the creator. TRAPPED Again ???

email fraud

4) Money Making : The mail such as forward 1000 people and get 100$ each is another mode of fraud. If you enquire or ask for money to the initial sender, he will say - "Okay, you will get money send us your credit card details etc."
Or they will say, "for transacting this money, you have to give as $2 for transaction charges, so that we can transfer 1000$ to you". You can only dream your 1000$, and it never will get. TRAPPED AT LAST ?



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I asked God to give me happiness. God said, No. I give you blessings; Happiness is up to you.


Wednesday, 18 March 2009

Truth about Software Engineers !!!


*10% of Software Professionals are predicted to be affected by major diseases like Carpal tunnel syndrome, heart diseases etc

*
20% of Software Professionals marry their co-workers

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30% of Software Professionals are interested in Live in relationship because they tend to hate the responsibility both in office and house

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40% of Software Professionals are confused about settling down (India or abroad)

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50% of Software Professionals has No savings in their Bank Account

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60% of Software Professionals are not satisfied with their current wages

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70% of Software Professionals work more than 8 hours across globe

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80% of Software Professionals live away from their Parents

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90% of Software Professionals are NOT HAPPY about their Life, meeting deadlines, client satisfaction, incentives, promotions, increment, onsite trips, wife, children, visa status, and commitments

*
100% of Software professionals wish they had a choice other than computers in their life at least once in their lifetime

 

 

 


Here It Comes......Dispatch of 1st showroom display Car from uttarakhand


70000 for bookings, and 1.50 lakhs (basic version) on road price

 

20 Km/l avg for diesel

 

 

 
 

Thursday, 12 March 2009

Top 10 fastest tons by Indians

Top 10 fastest tons by Indians
Runs Balls 6s 4s Player Against Venue Year
125* 60 6 14 V Sehwag New Zealand Hamilton 11/03/2009
108 62 3 10 M Azharuddin New Zealand Baroda 17/12/1988
138* 64 6 16 Yuvraj Singh England Rajkot 14/11/2008
101 66 5 7 SK Raina Hong Kong Karachi 25/06/2008
100 69 1 19 V Sehwag New Zealand Colombo 02/08/2001
124* 71 6 12 SR Tendulkar Zimbabwe Sharjah 13/11/1998
175* 72 6 16 Kapil Dev Zimbabwe Tunbridge Wells 18/06/1983
103 73 3 10 Yuvraj Singh England Goa 03/04/2006
114* 75 2 17 V Sehwag West Indies Rajkot 12/11/2002
116 75 0 17 V Sehwag Sri Lanka Colombo (RPS) 03/02/2009

mani..........mani....priya'smani(*********** little care**********)

Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Wonderful road paintings

U r surely going to read it


 

Facts about Guyz
*really very true...................


Girls r surely going to read it



*Belive it or not.......
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat
and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not
thinking the way he is.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about.

5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.

6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
..... so true.

10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.

11. Guys love their moms.

12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of roses.

13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't
mean that the guy likes her.

14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can.

17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

18. Guys are very open about themselves.

19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let
him wait that long.

20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that
much pretty.

22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.

23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.

24. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

25. Guys think too much.

26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.

27. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!

28. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is
about girls.

29. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.

30. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

31. Guys hate girls who overreact.

32. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your
relationships.
Doesn't this all make sense?

SEND THIS TO ALL GIRLS SO THAT THEY CAN REALLY UNDERSTAND
GUYS

SEND THIS TO GUYS TO LET THEM KNOW THEMSELVES MORE.......


 


Kavya- Kuwait Reception Photos


Ingottu Neengi Irikku Manushyaaa. by Gopika..




 



Fwd: $$$$$$$$$$$$ Ayyooo. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$.


I am tintu-mon K.P, studying in UKG-B, Little flower convent High School,
Koothara mukku P.O. Nadathara

I lost my 'rubber vecha pencil' (pencil with a rubber attached). The
pencil costs Rs 2.75/-.

That 'undakkanni' (round eyed) Kalyani should have taken it. Chothikan
chenna enne aval manthi pichi kadichu...

So, I have an agreement with UI Financials, each time this Message is
passed through orkut, I will get 1 paisa each from UI Financials.

I don't know you, but if you have a good heart… Plz send this to at
least 10 persons. and you will be blessed to get a new rubber.

send to 20 and you will get a used pencil,

50 perku ayachaal puthiya pencil kalanju kittum

Please don't neglect this. One person neglected this and his pencil got
broken while writing.

Plz forward this, illengil amma vazhakku parayaum...

May God bless you
                                
                                                                    







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Cinema Climax !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bollywood

  

Shahrukh ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........ .......

Bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man......... .....the ball goes to boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw, ShahRukh runs again for 3 , this time fielder tactic fully throws at Keepers end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs. In the background Vande Mathram....

Shahruk WINS the match....... ......... ......... ......... .


Tollywood


Cheeru ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........ .......

Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power....... .......the ball goes far away  and UMPIRES are forced to give 12 runs for that.

Cheeru WINS the match....... ......... ......... ......... .


Kollywood

 

Rajni ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........ .......

Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power....... .......the ball splits into "TWO"

1 half goes to SIX.....The other half goes to FOUR........ .....

Rajini WINS the match....... ......... ......... ......... .

A good one!!!

 

There was a gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in an airport terminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was. The gentleman bends down to park the two heavy suitcases and stares at his watch. But this was no ordinary watch! He touches a tiny button and his administrative assistant's face appears.

He asks her, "Mary, what time is it?" Mary answers instantly and with a smile!

The questioner is thoroughly impressed!!!

He asks, "What kind of a watch is that?"

"It's like a TV with two-way real-time communication, " the gentleman explains. He adds that the watch is the latest technology with Intel's brand new 128-bit chip with processor speed of 10 Gigahertz.

The onlooker is now quite impressed and wanted to know if he could buy this watch from the gentleman. They agree on a heavy price and the cash was handed immediately. The gentleman takes his watch out and hands it over and then walks away.

The new owner stares at the two heavy suitcases and shouts, "Sir, you forgot your suitcases."

The gentleman stops, smiles, and replies, "No, they are yours now. They are the modems you always need to carry for your new watch.

Where r u Nw in India? Easy tips


If you ever get lost in India and want to find out where you are, this
is the best way of doing just that.



scenario 1
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
then a fourth and
they start arguing about who s right - you are in Kolkata.



scenario 2
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
sees them and walks on – that's Mumbai.



scenario 3
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &
tries to make
peace. the first two get together & beat him up - that's Delhi .


scenario 4
two guys are fighting.. a crowd gathers to watch. a guy
comes along and
quietly opens a chai stall - that s Ahmadabad.



scenario 5
two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. he writes
a software program to solve the issue but the fight does not stop
because of a bug in the program. that s Bangalore .



scenario 6
two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. a guy
comes along and quietly says "anna, dont fight for all this nonsense".
peace comes in - thats Chennai.



scenario 7
two guys are fighting. both of them take time out and
call their friends on mobile. now 50 guys are fighting. you are in Hyderabad



scenario 8
two guys are fighting.,third guys comes try to stop them
and get involved and call others too to stop,
finally stop them,you r in Rajasthan




scenario 9
two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch.
someone calls police.
the police come and lathi charge all the people crowded there. someone
throws stones at the police. the police throw stones back at the
crowd. some people are arrested. damages to the shops nearby. next
day, harthal and holiday declared by government ..You are very much in
Thiruvananthapuram, the capital city of Kerala ...

Politically correct jokes


1
The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

'I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of
everything.'


============ ========= ========= ========= =====


2

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs.. I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that...

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!


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3

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bar man, 'Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?'

The bar man says 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Hello, what are you guys doing?'

Bush says, 'We're planning world war 3'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

And Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.'

And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!! !'

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!'

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4


Pakistani on the moon:

Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?

A: ....... Problem Solved!!!


============ ========= ========= ========= =====

5

A man is! taking a walk in Central park in New York . Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: 'You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:

'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'.

The man says: 'But I am not a New Yorker!'

Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:

'Brave American saves life of little girl' the policeman answers.

'But I am not an American!' - says the man. Oh, what are you then?'

The man says: 'I am a Pakistani!'

The next day the newspapers say: 'Extremist kills innocent American dog
'


A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it....



A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.






A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
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1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... am I doing it?

**********

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

**********

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

**********

4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know

**********

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know

**********

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

**********

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

**********

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

**********

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.

**********

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.


Eagerly awaiting your reply..
Love
,*****
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***

Her reply letter was also in Q/A format...... ..

Dear
*****
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

**********

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No

**********

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No

**********

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No

**********

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... right ?
(a) Yes (b) No

**********

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No

**********

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No

**********

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No

**********

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?

(a) Yes (b) No
**********

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No


If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you. ...!!!!!!!
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Alibaba & 30 thieves

  At first, it was

Alibaba & 40 Thieves  

now


it is Alibaba & 30 Thieves


WHY?


Poocho Kyon ?

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Recession Boss!!!
Alibaba had removed
10 thieves from his group.
Cost Cutting...

Kuttappan! - for mallus

 


 

Kuttappanu shirt iron cheyyanam.
But no current.

Enthu cheyyum?..........

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Kuttappan Iron boxinte achane theri vilichu ...

Iron box choodaayi..

Angane kuttappan shirt thechu ...engane!